By Lonnie, the Theater Lady
“Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors,” the humorous adaptation of Bram Stoker’s classic, is a campy, vampy farce. Five actors play a dozen different wacky characters.
The play opens with Count Dracula (John Feightner) and meek real estate agent Jonathan Harker (Noah Kendall) discussing Harker’s upcoming engagement party in his fiancée’s hometown. He mentions that his betrothed, Lucy Westfeldt (Deanna Sparrow), loves danger. Dracula is intrigued and thinks that Lucy might be that “one special person” he’s been hoping to find to ease his loneliness. Without hesitation, he buys Withering Manor, a house in proximity to the Westfeldt’s’ home. Lucy lives with her father, Dr. Westfeldt (Anne Marie Sweeny), her sister Mina (Sean Michael Barrett), and, oddly enough, several of her father’s mental patients are living there to be rehabilitated.
Dracula embarks on a harrowing ocean voyage to his new home in Transylvania. The ship encounters a violent thunderstorm, hilariously acted out. The captain (Anne Marie Sweeny) struggles to maintain control of the helm while being drenched with water sprayed on her by one of the other actors. Dracula is the sole survivor of the voyage. Most of the other passengers die from a suspicious, mysterious blood disorder. (wink, wink) The others don’t survive the storm.
At the engagement party in England, the high-energy cast leans delightfully into their characters’ craziness! (The in-house mental patients serve the party guests.)This very clever, quirky script demands wild abandon, and, to their credit, and to the credit of the director, Kathy Hawk, they deliver. Every one of them throws themselves wholeheartedly into their roles. Hawk keeps the frenetic pace barreling along.

Feightner is the quintessential Dracula. He looms menacingly over the other actors–adding to his magnetism. He exudes charm when he believes it benefits him. He is sexy, lascivious, cunning, manipulative, and sinister. He captivates with his flawless comedic timing, dramatic moves, and posturing. His brilliant, engaging performance is a delight to behold and won’t soon be forgotten. Kudos!
Sparrow’s Lucy is such fun to watch. She visibly struggles with her attraction to Dracula while trying to remain faithful to Harker. She’s consistently energetic and often sweet. As Kitty, a kleptomaniac mental patient, she serves up just the right amount of ditz.
One can feel Harker’s neurotic timidity in Kendall. His portrayal of an eager-to-please, often overwhelmed straight man is spot on. His transformation to a confident, tough guy is as satisfying as it is humorous. Unflagging energy!
Sweeney’s pompous, self-important portrayal of Dr. Westfeldt is convincingly stuffy. Her unpredictable, insect-eating Renfield is too funny for words. Her jerky body movements and guttural noises are a total crack-up and made even funnier by the straitjacket she’s wearing. She makes the weird Renfield believable as a person with a mental health condition.
Barrett is on target as the needy, jealous, melodramatic Mina. His mustache contributes to the often-mentioned unattractiveness of the insecure Mina. He clearly relishes hamming it up as the whiny Mina. The audience benefits from his entertaining performance. It’s hard not to laugh at the mere sight of him in drag.
The dim, eerie lighting creates the just-right mysterious mood. (Nicole White, designer)
Loud thunderclaps, spooky music, and sound effects add to the fun. (Britt Pierce, designer)
Samantha Hawk had an arduous task, having to design so many different costumes, but she met the challenge. They are all well done and reflect the character’s personality. Dracula’s costume has some interesting lacy touches. Kendall wears his biker costume with confident swag.
The characters’ British and Romanian accents are consistent and ring true. Thanks to dialect coach Lisa Ann Goldsmith, they’re easy to understand.
It’s impossible to put into words how off-the-charts entertaining this show’s silly shenanigans are! It’s as though Monty Python and Mel Brooks mentored the actual playwrights, Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen, to write this zany, outlandish, ludicrous fiesta of frivolity. It’s bloody hysterical. To quote a line from the play, “Fear is temporary, but regret is forever.” I urge you to see this absurdly riotous show. If you don’t, you’ll regret it forever!
-LtTL
Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors runs through October 25 at Little Lake Theater, 500 Lakeside Drive, Canonsburg, PA 15317
















