By Michael Buzzelli
Richard Marsh is quite a bard; he’s written and performed a rhyming “Die Hard.” You don’t need a formal invitation to his one-person show; know that, to the Greer, is the place you must go. Most holiday tales are jolly and gay, but not the tale he’s calling, “Yippee Ki Yay.”
This version of Gruber’s diabolical crime is told completely in meticulous rhyme.
Marsh is on stage alone; no one else has to get ready. It’s just Marsh, and a bear – a bear he calls Teddy. The bear is a stand-in for a terrorist thug, but, honestly, you’ll just want to give it a hug.
It’s all quite insane, he plays all of the parts, including McClane.
“Die Hard” is an action flick and it gets pretty gory. Marsh also slides in a personal story. He spins a tale about his girlfriend-turned-wife. It starts out sweet, but it’s a tale full of strife. The two stories come together, they weave, in a way that you would have to see to believe.
It’s a sweet story of two toothsome lovebirds, they consider each other brilliant film nerds. The two meet and bond over the flick. There chemistry is good, they really click. In a year, the couple’s love grows, soon he summons the strength to propose.
Between his story and “Die Hard” does our actor switch. Its quite a feat for the performer named Rich.
Fans all know what happens on the big screen, McClane’s a hero and Hans Gruber is mean. Meanwhile, if you want some new drama, wait till Rich’s wife becomes a mama.

The show’s got quite a kick, man. I loved his impression of Alan Rickman.
The show is amusing, but somewhat confusing. There’s ninety minutes of rhyme, but it goes by quick, a very fun time.
Another Christmas, another year, another rhyming show fills the Greer.
Robbie Butler’s lighting design, is terrific, definitely better than fine.
Voice and accent coach Alice White, keeps Rich’s American accent extremely tight. Marsh does his level best, though he has to explain the word ‘vest.’ Frankly, I hate the word American’s use for said sleeveless shirt. Hearing ‘wifebeater’ makes my heart hurt.
The team also has Hudson and Adams, both men named Ben. Hudson’s the composer and I’d score him ten out of ten. Ben Adams is the manager of the stage, he deserves a mention on this very page.
Who’s the director of this show you might ask? It’s Hal Chambers and he keeps Marsh on his task.
Another Christmas, another year, another rhyming show fills the Greer.
Marsh is terrific, you might even say groovy, but he confirms once and for all that “Die Hard” is…a Christmas movie!
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“Yippie Ki Yay (a parody of Die Hard) runs until December 21 at the Greer Cabaret Theater, 622 Penn Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. For tickets and more information, click here.


















