by Timothy Ruppert
Albert C. Labriola, a wonderful scholar from whom I took three courses in Shakespeare at Duquesne University some years ago, seldom spoke the Bard’s surname without including “the beloved” as a prefatory honorific. While many of us share my late professor’s affection for this poet and his work, Shakespeare, from the very first, proved a divisive figure. Consider that Robert Greene, an Elizabethan playwright and pamphleteer, called the young Shakespeare “an upstart Crow, beautified with our feathers,” thus indicting him as an overreacher, dilettante, and plagiarist all in one fell swoop. The image of Shakespeare as a narcissistic pilferer gives Wayne Kirkpatrick, Karey Kirkpatrick, and John O’Farrell’s outstanding musical comedy, Something Rotten!, now playing at Paragon Theatre, its central question: How do you solve a problem like Will Shakespeare (Andy Georgiev), the most beloved villain in London?

For Nick Bottom (Josh Plowman) and his younger brother Nigel (Alex Kerr), the answer may be to invent the modern-day musical—or so goes the advice of Thomas Nostradamus (Mark Spondike), a clairvoyant who looks into the future without wearing his glasses. Tormented by a nervous patron (Liam Kilbourn) and a nervy Puritan (Tom Smithyman) yet resolved to make a better life for his wife, Bea (Bethany Tonarelli), and their unborn child, Nick gambles that his only chance to best the Bard is through a song-and-dance spectacular unlike anything a Tudor audience—or any audience, really—has seen before. The resulting play-within-a-play is among the most hilarious twelve minutes in contemporary theatre, a metatheatrical anti-extravaganza that hovers between parody and pastiche as it interweaves English Renaissance drama with Broadway and the West End.
A show of such complexity asks a lot of the company that undertakes its production, and Paragon Theatre meets the challenge with wit and energy. Thoughtfully directed and impressively choreographed by Deborah Metzger, this production of Something Rotten! is witty, vivacious, and cheerful. Plowman plays Nick flawlessly, and his scenes with Kerr and Tonarelli are heartfully crafted. Georgiev endows Shakespeare with the shallow charisma of the Machiavellian strategist. Smithyman and Spondike excel as Brother Jeremiah and Nostradamus, respectively. Sam Cox is memorably terrific as Portia, the Puritan preacher’s longsuffering daughter, and Nigel’s love interest. Jay Evans (Shylock) and Liam Kilbourn (Lord Clapham and Judge) contribute meaningfully, and the Bottoms’ acting troupe, featuring Benjamin Mowrer, John Kiewall, Jack Mangold, Logan Mlecko, and Landon Schmidt, work very nicely together. Dance captain Amy Yatta deserves applause for her achievements here, as the seventeen talented performers comprising the ensemble, tap ensemble, and Puritan contingent are truly exceptional throughout. Congratulations to Alison Marschke and Chris Yakicic for their imaginative costuming, as well as to Amy Peters (stage manager), Scott Metzger (sound), Harry Bolette (lights), and Adam Bolette (music).
To thine own self be true, then, and please see the beloved Something Rotten! at Paragon Theatre today!
—TR
“Something Rotten!” runs at Paragon Theatre, now located at 1321 State Avenue in Coraopolis, PA 15108, through August 8, 2026. Tickets may be purchased here.














