Yippee Ki Yay, Ya Jags – a review of “Die Hard N’At”

By Michael Buzzelli

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except – a bunch of German jags coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation. Wilmerding police officer John McClane (Patrick Jordan), a reluctant guest to a Christmas party, must save the day from terrorists, led by Heinz -not Hans – Gruber (Wali Jamal).

Yeah, it’s up to McClane to redd up this situation dahntahn. He’s gonna send Gruber up the crick without a paddle faster than you can get a pahnd of chipped ham at the Iggle.

Gayle Pazerski Yinzerized (the production company’s word for it) this version of this beloved Christmas movie.

P.S. “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.

The Midnight Radio series returns with a flourish after a five-year absence, complete with hilarious commercial parodies, fantastic Foley sound effects, entertaining musical interludes (read: Steeler fight songs), and more.

Note: The Midnight Radio series is famously not on the radio, or, for that matter, at midnight, but it is a blast, literally and figuratively, if you count all of the Foley explosions.

Several cast and crew members of “Midnight Radio: Die Hard N’At.”

“Die Hard N’At” is pure joy. There are several side-splitting laugh-out-loud moments.

Jordan is Pittsburgh’s Bruce Willis. He has charisma, machismo and just enough yinzerosity that make him a terrific choice. The face he makes when he hears the word “Shadyside” is worth the price of admission.

Then, there’s Wali Jamal. Aside from playing the arrogant bad guy (the late Alan Rickman in the movie), Jamal plays a variety of roles. He’s a cabbie named Argyle and Al (the Reginald VelJohnson part). He exudes a charm in those side characters, but menace when he’s Gruber (sometimes he’s carrying on full conversations with himself).

Tami Dixon (co-founder of Bricolage) plays Holly (the Bonnie Bedelia role), John McClane’s estranged wife – get used to hearing her described as exactly that, “John McClane’s estranged wife.” Dixon has perfected her Pittsburghese in the Steel City’s critically acclaimed (by this very website and others), “South Side Stories” and “South Side Stories Revisited.” If there are degrees in Pittsburghese, she holds a Ph.D.

Sheila McKenna and Jason McCune round out the rest of the cast. McKenna and McCune get some great lines and they both deliver them flawlessly.

Playwright Pazerski’s Pittsburghese prose packs a powerful punch (say that five times fast).

Jeffrey Carpenter (the other cofounder of Bricolage) manages to direct this chaos. He does a superb job.

Camille Rolla plays some skewered versions of some favorite Pittsburgh tunes.

It’s great to have Bricolage back and, by extension, it’s great to have the Midnight Radio series back in the Pittsburgh pantheon of theatrical production companies.

If you can score a ticket to “Midnight Radio: Die Hard N’At,” get to the theater, even if you have to crawl through an air duct to get there.

-MB

“Die Hard N’At” runs until December 22 at the barebones Blackbox theatre’s Bingo O’Malley Theater, 1211 Braddock Avenue, Braddock, PA 15104. For more information, click here.

Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here – A Review of “Babes in Toyland”

By Claire DeMarco

Take two siblings, one devious relative, two accomplices, a crazy toymaker.  Add a handful of Mother Goose nursery characters.  Mix thoroughly with delightful music, comedy, and dance!

A Recipe for trouble or just great entertainment?

Siblings Alan (Stephen Wilson) and Jane (Mary-Cait Cox) are orphans.  They’ve been under the supervision of their Uncle Barnaby (Todd Foose).  Unfortunately, evil Barnaby intends to eliminate Alan and Jane and grab their inheritance.  If successful, Barnaby will then marry Contrary Mary (Kaylee Allmond) and grab her inheritance as well.  What a guy!

To complicate the situation, Contrary Mary and Alan love each other.

Barnaby hires two scoundrels, Roderiga (Jordan Hightower) and Gonzorgo (Phil Hayes) to perform the dastardly deed.  Their attempt to capsize a boat the siblings are on fails miserably.

Their next plot involves enticing Alan and Jane into the woods and permanently losing them.  When that plan fails Alan and Jane escape to Toyland, a world of wonder but with underlying danger.  Master Toymaker (Kathryn Morosky) has devious plans of her own to not only remove Alan and Jane permanently but all children.

Roderiga and Gonzorgo find themselves in Toyland, too.  Triple threat!

So, how did this mixture of evil and good work out?  Did the good guys prevail?

The cast of “Babes in Toyland.”

Foose plays the villain using great facial expressions, squinting and rolling his eyes.  He uses his full- length black cape with the vivant red lining, twirling it effectively as he moves maliciously around the stage.

Hayes is believable as one of the partners-in-crime out to terminate Alan and Jane.  He plays a weaker member of the evil duo, with a tenderness that is often endearing.

Hightower has great physical and facial movements that strengthen her performance as the leader of the for-hire bad guys.  She and Hayes have a raucous duet singing “Don’t Be a Villain.”

Wilson delights as the engaging Alan.  His physical and facial movements express his emotional status.  His rendition of “Floretta” highlights his singing skills.

Omar Tolentino as Grumio and Cox sing a lovely version of “I’m Falling in Love with Someone”.

As the buffoonish Inspector Delancey Marmaduke, Christopher Bartko’s comedic delivery is perfect.

Note:  What a great group of talented actors and singers.  A larger theater space with such a big cast would have showcased the actors’ talents even further.

“Babes in Toyland” is an operetta composed by Victor Herbert with a libretto by Glen MacDonough. Victor Herbert’s “Babes in Toyland” has been around since 1903 and has gone through multiple adaptations on stage, film, television and even in cartoon form.  This version of “Babes in Toyland” adapted and directed by Pittsburgh Savoyards’ Robert Hockenberry.

Salute to Music Director/Conductor Guy Russo and the excellent supporting orchestra.

Note:  Depending on the performance date, many of the actors’ roles are performed by other members of the cast.

-CED

“Babes in Toyland” is a production of The Pittsburgh Savoyards.  Performances run from December 6th to December 21st at the Margaret Partee Performing Arts Center in Bellevue. For more information, click here.

 

Kitchen Confidential – a review of “The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley”

By Michael Buzzelli

City Theatre takes another trip to Pemberley in “The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley,” a sequel to “Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley,” which is itself an unauthorized sequel to Jane Austen’s iconic “Pride & Prejudice.”

While “Miss Bennett: Christmas at Pemberley” is a tale told upstairs in the sitting room, “The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley” is the same holiday weekend told in the kitchen.  Playwrights Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon are doing a Jane Austen version of “Downton Abbey.”

Full disclosure: I am a Janeite, a die-hard Jane Austen fan. I have read the books and seen the movies and television miniseries.  I even have a weird soft spot for Lady Susan Vernon (from an unpublished novella and a film called, “Love and Friendship”).

Cassie (Anna Bakun) is a new maid to the mansion. She has to report to Mrs. Reynolds (Shammen McCune) and work alongside her childhood friend, Brian (Evan Vines), a footman. It’s obvious from his first interaction with her that he’s crushing hard.

The lord and lady of the palatial home, Fitzwilliam (Juan Rivera Lebron) and Elizabeth (Melessie Clark) stop into the kitchen occasionally to make sure everything is going smoothly.

Hint: It’s not.

The rakish, roguish George Wickham (Brett Mack) shows up to retrieve his wife, Lydia (Alex Sheffield, reprising her role from last year’s show). If you’re a fan, you know the sort of trouble he brings. If not, sit back and watch Mack’s George exude evil charm (the actor is brimming with charisma).

Fans familiar with “P & P” know that once George is on the scene, trouble is sure to follow. While being a knowledgeable Austen fan helps, it’s by no means necessary to figure out what’s going on at Pemberley.

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Juan Rivera Lebron) plans Christmas with his wife, Elizabeth Darcy (Melessie Clark).

Gunderson and Melcon write a redemption arc for the brattiest Bennet, and there is moment near the end of the play that may elicit cheers.

The plot to watch is the slow-burn love story between the maid and the footman.

The character to watch is Mrs. Reynolds.

Ms. Reynolds (Shammen McCune) scolds Brian (Evan Vines) as he plans an invention.

McCune is glorious as the stoic head of household. Every line is delivered with verve. Much like the ever-present kettle on the stove, Mrs. Reynolds, simmers, boils and even bubbles occasionally. Underneath her character’s hard exterior is a soft center.

Bakun is terrific as the newest member of the Pemberley staff. Vines has an infectious smile. Bukun and Vines have chemistry together. They’re cute and you will want to root for them.

Sheffield’s Lydia shows more emotional depth in this version of the story, and she does a fantastic job.

Clark and Lebron make a marvelous couple, especially as lord and lady of the manor.

Director Kyle Haden directs with sense and sensibility.

Anne Mundell’s set is fantastic, and her projection design adds to the magic of Christmas. She is aided by Carrie Anne Huneycutt’s creative costumes that perfectly fit the scene.

“The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley” is a delightful show filled with Christmas cheer.

Miss Bennett and the Wickhams are part of a trilogy of Christmas at Pemberley stories. Perhaps next year we will be treated with Georgiana and Kitty’s tale.

-MB

“The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley” runs from November 30 until December 22, 2024 at the Pittsburgh City Theatre, 1300 Bingham Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15203. For more information, click here.

Charming Christmas Confection – a review of “Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some)”

By Lonnie the Theater Lady

“Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some)” is a fast-paced, lighthearted show that is chock full of puns, and often surprising, always funny dialogue. Interesting, odd, worldwide holiday traditions are sprinkled in between poking fun of just about every Christmas story known to man.

Jim (Johnny Terreri) dressed as Scrooge begins to perform “A Christmas Carol”. He believes this Dicken’s classic is the obvious and only choice. Sam (Carina Ianarelli) and John (Ray Cygrmus) strongly oppose that choice. They believe it’s overdone and trite. Jim does everything he can to coerce them into doing “A Christmas Carol”. Sam repeatedly pulls the play in other directions by campaigning for any Christmas story other than the Dicken’s classic. John just goes with the flow and runs off and on the stage in various costumes, carrying  absurd props. Very funny.

The cast of “Every Christmas Story Ever Told, and then some.” From left to right: Carina Ianarelli, Johnny Terreri, and Ray Cygrmus.

Kudos to all three of the actors for their unflagging energy and uninhibited silliness. All of them appear to be having a great time as they play a multitude of different characters, some of different genders.

Terreri, clearly exasperated is nonetheless persistent. He shines with his entertaining Jimmy Stewart impersonation.

Ray, Johnny and Cara posing in front of the Christmas tree.

Ianerelli uses lots of facial expressions, body posturing and vocal nuance to maximize the comedic aspects of her characters. Her comedic timing is impressive.

Cygrmus is hilarious playing his roles. His female roles are particularly funny! He throws himself fully into each of his characters.

Director, Lorraine Mszanski is to be commended for keeping up the rapid pacing of the dialogue and action.

There are a couple of magical moments when the theater  transforms into a virtual Christmas wonderland. Beautiful! Another high point is the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Over the top funny!

This laugh filled, entertaining (teeny, tiny bit naughty) show is sure to fill you with the Christmas spirit. You will be happy that you took the time to fit this show into your busy holiday schedule. Happy Holidays!

 

-LTL

“Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some)” runs from December 5-15 (but changes venues). For more information, click here.

 

Arcs and Angles – A review of “Acadia”

By Michael Buzzelli

Tom Stoppard’s “Arcadia” is a reference to two famous paintings, one by Nicholas Poussin and the other by Giovanni Francesco Barbieri, more commonly known as Guercino. The painting depicts the same events, retold by different artists.

In Stoppard’s play, the past and the recent past comingle in Sidley Park, one large country estate in Derbyshire.

In 1809, a roguish Septimus Hodge (Elija Corbin) tutors young Thomasina Coverly (Emma Delaware). Hodge gets himself in trouble with Ezra Chater (Colin Villacorte). Hodge has been caught in the gazebo with Chater’s wife.

In 1993, the pompous Bernard Nightingale (Riley Nevin) journeys to Sidley Park and meets with the current Coverly family, Valentine (Ayden Freed), Chloe (Julia Resnick) and Augustus (Rayhan Khimji).  Once on the property, he encounters Hannah (Lorna Lominac), an author he panned in a scathing review years earlier.

Stoppard’s play is about time, life death, but it’s also about mathematics, poetry and the pursuit of love and sex. If it sounds highbrow, it is, but it is also has some deliciously funny moments.

There’s also a moment when Chater wishes to kill Hodge for giving him a bad review. There’s a lot of talk about how hurtful criticism can be (you have to wonder if the playwright was lashing out at a bad review of his own).

The cast of Arcadia: In the foreground, Lorna Lominac, with Ayden Freed and Riley Nevin to the right, and Elijah Corbin and Emma Delaware in the far left.

No one needs to worry about a bad review of this production.

Corbin is wonderful as the ne’er do well tutor. He shines every moment he’s on stage.

Lominac delivers a terrific performance as well. She exudes confidence on stage, in character and as an actor.

Jocelyn Stoffel’s Lady Croom is another fine performance. While she plays the imperious matriarch, she shows some softer sides, a nuanced vulnerability.

Delaware is charismatic and oozes joy. It’s a beautiful but stirring contrast to her character’s tragic fate.

Thomas Smith infuses droll humor into the role of Jellaby, the butler. He has a huge presence in a small role.

Michael Montgomery’s costumes are top notch. The Regency costumes are so good, they look like they were stolen off the set of “Bridgerton.”

Emmaline Naud’s scenic design is a beauty to behold. The tall marble-esque Doric columns and faux atrium arches create a classical look, with the barest hint of the pastoral garden beyond the doors.

Philip Winters gets some excellent work out of his actors. Though, some of the dialogue seemed rushed, and there are a few moments when the actors sit with their backs to the audience a little too long. It’s the curse of the thrust stage.

You don’t have to understand Fermat’s Last Theorem, Latin, or any advanced study to enjoy “Arcadia.”

-MB

“Acadia” runs from December 4 – 8, 2024 at the Highmark Theatre inside the Point Park University Theater,  350 Forbes Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. For more information, click here

Naughty Holiday – a review of “Who’s Holiday”

By Michael Buzzelli

The great Cindy Lou Who (Lara Hayhurst) makes an appearance right here. By here, I mean the cabaret called Greer.

Cindy’s  grown up but she’s kind of punk. With Christmas plans canceled, she’s in a bit of a funk. Cindy comes to the ‘Burgh to tell us a very long story. Her tale is funny, but it’s somewhat gory (You won’t want the facts about what happened to Max).

Cindy grew up, married the Grinch, and then hit the skids. By the way, this Seuss story is not for the kids.

Cindy Lou is a scamp. Maybe even a tramp.

There are references of other characters from the doctor named Seuss, even a shout out to Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose.

The story you may have guessed is told in rhyme, it’s hilarious mostly, but it wears thin after a time.

Lara Hayhurst is the iconic Cindy Lou Who.

“Who’s Holiday” is a tour de force for one Lara Hayhurst.  She is blisteringly funny, in a quick, bright burst.

We last saw Hayhurst in that hilarious Fillinger play. She’s was fierce there and also in this one, “Who’s Holiday.”

There are costumes designed by Alexander Righetti. I liked the red sequin dress with straps like spaghetti.

Travis D. Klingler does Lara’s makeup and hair. He does it with panache, brilliance and care.

Bryce Cutler created the scenic and projection design. It’s genius, why it’s way more than fine. It’s quite exquisite. You simply must pop down to the cabaret for a visit.

If this rhyming cadence doesn’t annoy, “Who’s Holiday” will bring you much joy.

The director is a Compton named Trey. He does a marvelous job with this little play. But Hayhurst is the reason to celebrate with the Who’s this holiday season.

-MB

“Who’s Holiday” runs from December 1 to December 31 at the Greer Cabaret Theater, 719 Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. For more information, click here.

Over the Moon…Walk! – A Review of “MJ the Musical”

By Claire DeMarco

“MJ the Musical” centers on Michael Jackson’s 1992 “Dangerous” tour, a point in time thought to be Jackson’s high point creatively.  The musical was nominated for ten Tony Awards and won four in 2022.

Note:  Michael Jackson’s role in this production is carried by various actors as we are introduced to MJ (Jamaal Fields-Green) and travel back in time to meet the youthful Little Michael (Josiah Benson, Bane Griffith) and the Michael (Erik Hamilton) of “Thriller” fame.

Preparing for the upcoming tour, Rob (Devin Bowles) works with MJ on its details.  We learn upfront that MJ is never satisfied but is constantly looking for perfection.

This perfection dates back to father Joseph Jackson (Devin Bowles).  Once Joseph Jackson realizes the talents of his sons (The Jackson 5) and most especially Little Michael, he pushes him relentlessly.  Songs from the early days like “ABC” are highlighted in flashbacks to the Jackson 5’s beginnings.

As little Michael matures to Michael (Erik Hamilton) he becomes the more prominent member of the group and eventually leaves to pursue a solo career.  He is crowned the “King of Pop.”

Slight suggestions, hints and innuendoes crop up around this time to pill use.

As he prepares for the “Dangerous” tour, he is MJ – in his final physical transition and at the height of his creativity.

MJ – one of a kind. Unique, talented, child-like, an enigma.

The cast of MJ – the Musical. Photo courtesy of the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust.

Phenomenal performance by Fields-Green.  His voice, tilt of his head, facial expressions, excellent dance movements totally capture the essence of MJ.  He is convincing as the perfectionist in all his creative endeavors, never losing that early push for perfection by his father.  Fields-Green’s delivers with “She’s Out of My Life.”

Hamilton as Michael moves us from Young Michael to a point in time when Michael’s confidence enables him to speak out and move on as an independent performer.  His delivery of “Thriller” is riveting.

Anastasia Talley portrays Jackson’s mom, Katherine Jackson as supportive and nurturing.  She is firm but gentle.  “I’ll Be There” highlights Talley’s beautiful voice that she sings with her son.  The lyrics confirm their special relationship.

As both MJ’s Tour Director and his father, Joseph Jackson, Bowles easily transitions from the sensible tour director to an overbearing, pushy father.

Benson and Griffith both take on the role of Little Michael.  What gifted young actors.  Their singing and dancing are exceptional.

A round of applause to the entire cast of actors, dancers and singers.

What an exciting show!!!

Note:  There are approximately 50 songs in “MJ the Musical”, many, of course, presented in abbreviated form. “Billie Jean,” “Black or White,” “I Want You Back,” “Man in the Mirror,” and “Stranger in Moscow” are just a few songs from that extensive list.

The set and lighting optics are overwhelming.  Technical displays are sharp, colorful and seamless, often bursting on the stage like fireworks.

Hats off to Scenic Designer (Derek McLane) and Lighting Designer Natasha Katz, and a salute to the orchestra under the direction of Nathanael Wilkerson.

Excellent work by Christopher Wheeldon (Director and Choreographer).

-CED

“MJ the Musical” performances run from November 19th – December 1 at the Benedum Center, 7th & Penn, Pittsburgh PA 15222. For more information, click here. 

 

 

 

Prince of Broadway – a review of Jason Robert Brown’s Cabaret

 

By Michael Buzzelli

Imagine you’re at a subterranean bar below Bleeker Street in NYC’s NoHo neighborhood, listening to hip, jazzy renditions of popular Broadway songs, sipping an aged, single-barrel bourbon, and you have an evening with Jason Robert Brown.  His residency at SubCulture was precisely that.

Brown, whose bio reads like a “Who’s Who on Broadway,” is not just an award-winning composer and lyricist but a sonorous-voiced singer.

He started the late night cabaret (one of two shows, a 7:00 PM and 9:30 PM), with “Hope.” A song he wrote back in 2016, after the presidential election, as he tried to summon up the emotion after a disappointing loss. Sadly, history repeats itself. A reprise. The song evoked several emotions, moving my seat mate to tears.

Note: Brown is not overtly political but made his feelings about which side of the aisle he sits on.

Things liven up by the time he sings, “I love Betsy,” a jaunty tune from “Honeymoon in Vegas.” The song is packed with detail and it’s a joyous rendition.

Following the song’s conclusion, Brown addressed the audience, confessing in an academic tone that he entered the song too late. The self-effacing humor received raucous laughter and a thunder of applause.

He had us in the palm of his hand.

Jason Robert Brown Photo courtesy of the New York Times

The evening flowed from funny anecdote to gorgeous melody.

He treated the cabaret audience to two songs from his upcoming musical, “Less,” an adaptation of the scintillating satirical novel from Andrew Sean Greer (no relation to the venue).

At one point, he brought the house lights up and answered questions, delivering droll responses. A young woman asked, “I have to write a song for my college class. How do I do it?”

“Don’t. I don’t need the competition.”

It was a hilarious remark, that he immediately contradicted his posture and gave some solid advice, ending with, “Every college kid wants to write a sad, soulful song. Try to write something that brings you joy.”

Just as Brown brought joy to a packed house.

Additional note: The 7:00 PM show was sold-out, but there was a little room left in the 9:30 PM show, but less than you would expect for a Monday night.

Brown was accompanied by two terrific musicians. When Todd Reynolds plays the fiddle, it is exquisite. Reynolds gets a beautiful moment, a violin solo from “Parade.”

Randy Landau is a virtuoso with a martini-dry wit.

Reynolds and Landau could lead cabarets of their own. There was a tremendous amount of talent on the Greer Cabaret stage.

Toward the end of the show, Brown admitted that it had been some time since he had been in Pittsburgh. He was last here over 20 years ago for a production of “Parade.” He said, “I’ll have to come back.”

When he does, get tickets right away.

Next up for the Cabaret Series is Christopher Jackson on Monday, February 10, 2025.

-MB

The Trust Cabaret Series performers can be found at the Greer Cabaret Theater, 655 Penn Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.  For more information, click here

It’s Time for Something Powerful—A Review of 4:48 Psychosis


By Joseph Szalinski

For many, theatre is largely well known musicals and an occasional straight play that people are aware of from its film version. However, there is a significant amount of theatre that subverts these conditions in favor of showcasing something unusual and raw. Something that provokes conversation and reflection in a way that conventional productions cannot. This is certainly the case with Vigilance Theater Group’s adaptation of 4:48 Psychosis, directed by Harper York and Brooke Echnat.

Playwright Sarah Kane’s final work before she passed, 4:48 Psychosis is a hauntingly lyrical meditation on suicide and similar subjects. Absent of the traditional elements of a play, this piece of theatre simultaneously unsettles and enlightens through content and form. All-too relatable for some and equally alien to others, this show paints an unflinching portrait of an artist’s afflicted mind and soul.

The cast of “4.48 Psychosis.”

The entire cast (Bradleigh Bell, Allie Lampman Sims, Ivy Mackinson, Marisa Postava, Anne Rematt, and Abbie Siecinski) deliver riveting performances. Their ability to commit to the demands of their respective roles is astounding. From the required physicality to the audience interaction to the actual lines they have to deliver—a difficult feat due to the substance of the text as well as the lack of narrative context to remember when and what to say—their skill is undeniable.

Technical elements are a huge part of this production, hence the immersive aspect. Director Harper York utilizes light, sound, costumes, props, and set in a way that really brings audiences into the world. The space itself is brilliantly utilized. This adaptation sets itself apart from others with the immersive choices it makes, allowing anyone to leave with not just a better understanding of Sarah Kane’s struggles, but of mental health issues overall. Vigilance’s entire creative team crafts an engaging and entertaining production that is still sincere and respectful of the source material.

Vigilance continues to push the envelope with their unique immersive experiences. Whether they’re presenting an original work or interpreting someone else’s, their influence is impossible to ignore. Doing what most other companies can’t or won’t do puts them in an incredible position to bring unparalleled productions to the Pittsburgh area.

-JS

“4:48 Psychosis” continues its run through November 24th in the Point Breeze Neighborhood. For more information, click here.

A Multiverse of Madness – a review of “Constellations”

By Michael Buzzelli

A charming beekeeper, Roland (Ethan Davis Butler), and a brilliant cosmologist, Marianne (Rebekah Hukill), grapple with love and death in a multitude of iterations in Nick Payne’s “Constellations.”

If you’ve been to a Marvel movie, you know that the term “multiverse” has been thrown around in media way too much lately, but the concept began with the ancient Greek Atomists, such as Leucippus, Democritus, Epicurus (father of hedonism), Lucretius and Chrysippus.

The Atomists believed that there is a new path for every decision we didn’t make. Simply stated, that in another universe, Robert Frost took the other road that they diverged in that yellow wood, and it presumably made a difference.  It’s the reason why Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland can all be different versions of the same Spider-Man.

Instead of Fate vs. Free Will, it’s more Free Will is Fate, because we are on the path where we made the decisions that put us on this path.

Confused?

Picture the improv game, “New Choice.” In that game an actor or improviser will say a line, “Can I pet your dog?” They will then bend over and pet the imaginary dog. The Gamemaster will yell out, “New Choice!” The actor must then say something else, such as “Can I pet your giraffe?” Instead of bending over to pet the imaginary dog, they will stretch up as high as they can reach, pantomiming petting a giraffe.

While “Constellations” creates a tapestry of choices, Roland and Marianne’s decisions are explored from many angles. It’s a fascinating idea, but the thesaurus cites that a synonym for repetition is monotony.  Payne’s play lies in some alleyway between fascinating and monotonous.

A meet-cute goes sideways in several versions, but, in many, they end up together – for a while – forever? Who’s to say.

Rebekah Hukill and Ethan Davis Butler under a starry night in “Constellations.” Photos: Alexis Hawk from Hawk Photography.

The play is likely to start a debate on the ride home. A debate that, theoretically, will go every which way, depending on which universe you live in.  I hope you live in the universe where no one has to sleep on the couch.

Butler and Hukill are amazing. They have to open scenes with the same or similar lines over and over again. The task of getting it right each time seems to be astronomically difficult.

There is a palpable chemistry between them.

Intimacy coordinator Olivia Hartle navigates the duo through some very close, very romantic moments.

There is one additional character in the show, the Grim Keeper (Reed Callan), the world’s most ominous stage hand. He has no lines of dialogue but he is both hilarious and terrifying in a full beekeeper costume.

(Once again, Marvel made me afraid of beekeeper costumes (“WandaVision,” episode 2).

Director Caitlin Dobronz does an excellent job moving the characters around the stage in ways that keeps the action fresh – even after we’ve seen a few iterations of the same action and dialogue. She is also credited with set design, where she made equally beautiful and luminous choices.

There may have been a few too many costume changes, but the clothes probably helped the actors remember which version of the story they were on.

While the writing seems tedious at times, there is a strange emotional wallop by the end of the play (no spoilers). Overall, I’m glad I live in the universe where I saw this “Constellations.”

-MB

“Constellations” runs until November 23 at the Allegheny RiverTrail Park, 285 River Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15215. For more information, click here.

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